xhailfirex-gaming but I love you anyways :P

xhailfirex-gaming shut up, Lupe. You’re gross.

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My kiddo and the one I watch are eating for the second time today but yours hasn’t eaten once (its 12) because you don’t want to wake up.
What the fuck.


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  • KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
  • MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
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7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:


  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

(via lifecanbefreeandbeautiful)


I’m not rude. I’m just really sarcastic and 99.9% of the time I’m joking. 

(via inlovewithroses)

So tired. Goodnight ~

#team aight lookin

(Source: validx2, via patronandhormones)

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